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May 16, 2007

What not to knit

Filed under: knitting — Jana @ 9:40 am

 Every time I look for knitting patterns I see a bunch of stuff that makes me think “just because you can knit something, doesn’t necessarily mean you should”

I found this blog what not to knit, it is hilarious. (The comments get pretty funny too) You have to click through the whole site, but I definitely think the full length hairy mohair catsuit takes the cake. I could not stop laughing especially when  it led me to this link of stuff sold on eBay, check this out. (Keep in mind mohair is itchy)

 Yes it is what you think it is. 

 Check out the other stuff this seller has knitted up…Is this some kind of joke?  Not only are these creations crazy looking but they are expensive. 

 I just got up from off the floor.  My stomach is aching right now.

Here is another site that is freaking hilarious too (that is where WNTK got the idea) but it’s old so you just have to click through the archives, but it’s worth it, I literally cried from laughing so hard…You knit what?



  1. Wow! I never knew there was so much useless talent in the world….a willy warmer?!? That is hilarious!

    Comment by Reese — May 16, 2007 @ 10:28 am

  2. OMG! I had heard of mohair fetishists, but I didn’t know they had hot pink willy warmers! It would make a good gag gift for a bachelor party!

    Comment by myhobbyisyarn — May 16, 2007 @ 10:46 am

  3. A WILLY WARMER!!!! I’m rolling on the floor myself. Now ya know what to get Lee for Christmas!
    oh thanks, I needed a good laugh.

    Comment by Wendy — May 16, 2007 @ 11:04 am

  4. i took me a minute to figure out what the “pink thing” was, for some reason is even funnier that its pink. oh, and when’s your birthday, im thinking the full suit would be a good project i could start on? and i didnt get your email, but ill call you tonight, im going to go tomm(thursday) if you still want to go.

    Comment by lauren — May 16, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

  5. I needed this laugh…just the though of mohair and it’s itchiness factor..where is the warmth in that.

    Comment by southerngirlmusings — May 16, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

  6. Ohmagoodness! I can’t begin to find words to discribe how I feel about the mohair. Very funny.

    Comment by Melinda — May 17, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  7. you have me laughing so hard, thanks jana for a great post!

    Comment by debbie — May 17, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

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